If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
I recognize the Battle of Hogwarts as a legit historical event.
If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s:
"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."
We’ve received your message.
Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????
THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted