zelakk:

*gets busted buying cocaine* no officer its a metaphor 

"Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?"

The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore by Tennessee Williams (via themilkywhiteway)

(Source: catharinethegreat)

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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Things I Learned from Harry Potter:

  • Cats can’t read maps or signs
  • There’s no post on Sundays
  • You can’t cancel Quidditch
  • None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall

(Source: captainmarvel)

dumbledore-yo:

da-phoenix:

sword-ofgryffindor:

huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

slice n dice

do u want me to cry on dat bro?

you boys have broken every rule at hogwarts but 1,000,000,000 points to Gryffindor because LOVE 

f4me:

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck