stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

team-daddy-issues:

I recognize the Battle of Hogwarts as a legit historical event. 

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lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

hermioniemalfoy:

hermioniemalfoy:

hermioniemalfoy:

hermioniemalfoy:

hermioniemalfoy:

knock knock

who’s there

maya

maya who

maYA HI MAYA HA

believeinprongs:

Hold up 

So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s: 

"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."

We’ve received your message.

Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????

THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

"Peter and Gwen" Featurette (x)

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